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The Author Amelia Mah is a 20 something
snarky, sarcastic and cynical author who has a very popular blog of how she
sees the world from the point of view of a modern teenage vampire Following the
success of her first book "FANGS RULE A girls guide to being a
vampire" she had now expanded the idea of life as a teenage vampire into a
full novel Amelia has given her avatar her own name so you can see the world
first hand from a very bored teenage vampire that has been forced to remain a
teenager for far too long She may have very good teeth and the ability to hang
from ceilings but life is far from easy. Today's world is difficult for
everyone, especially teenagers. They face the stresses of school, deciding whom
to date, and the biggie of sex, just to name a few. Imagine all of those things
ten times worse, and you might get an idea of what it's like being a living,
breathing teenage vampire. At last, the world can read about the life of a girl
with good teeth, her problems with strong sunlight that gave her spots, and the
sunblock that made her hair go yucky and produced more spots. Yes, sunlight was
dangerous, as she could be the first teenager in history to die from terminal
acne! In her everyday life, older vampires expected her to walk about at night
in the traditional female uniform, a see-through, 18th-century nightdress,
without undies! Well, this female vampire knew why the cold winds blowing along
the corridors were called, "male winds," so she wore her see-through
nightdress over jeans and a very thick jumper. To be sure that people would
still know she was a vampire, the jumper had a very large, pink bat on it. And
as to guys, well, it was normal for a girl to dream about guys; she just wished
the dreams could have involved chocolates and holding hands, not leaping out at
someone, ripping off his shirt, and demanding to know what blood type he was
(at least not on the first date).
FANGS RULE
A self help guide by Amy Mah (Vampire) for
teenage vampire girls, the guide is fully illustrated by manga Artist Heby and
is written in an easy to follow A - Z format explaining everything a teenage
vampire girl would need to know about living life as a modern Vampire. What is
fashionable to wear when eating out? Fang maintenance & how to keep your
claws sharp. Should you let a boy bite you on the first date? Easy to
understand clear advice is given to every day problems Example: When you get an
urge to bite: We all get those normal urges to bite things, and I must point
out it is very normal, Claws are all well and good in a fight but a bite gives
the extra advantage of getting a refreshing drink at the same time. Lots of
girls worry about showing their Fangs in public believing that to show your
fangs is rude, but don't be shy they can be a girls greatest asset (ok second
greatest asset) if a boy is being rude to you, don't just snarl at him, just
bite him! You are a vampire why do you think you have sharp teeth if not for
sinking them into a boy that is being rude to you.
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Today's world is difficult for everyone,
especially teenagers. They face the stresses of school, deciding whom to date,
and the biggie of sex, just to name a few. Imagine all of those things ten times
worse, and you might get an idea of what it's like being a living, breathing
teenage vampire. At last, the world can read about the life of a girl with good
teeth, her problems with strong sunlight that gave her spots, and the sunblock
that made her hair go yucky and produced more spots. Yes, sunlight was
dangerous, as she could be the first teenager in history to die from terminal
acne! In her everyday life, older vampires expected her to walk about at night
in the traditional female uniform, a see-through, 18th-century nightdress,
without undies! Well, this female vampire knew why the cold winds blowing along
the corridors were called, "male winds," so she wore her see-through
nightdress over jeans and a very thick jumper. To be sure that people would
still know she was a vampire, the jumper had a very large, pink bat on it. And
as to guys, well, it was normal for a girl to dream about guys; she just wished
the dreams could have involved chocolates and holding hands, not leaping out at
someone, ripping off his shirt, and demanding to know what blood type he was
(at least not on the first date).
Email: amymahvampire@aol.com
Website: www.fangsrule.com
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